Everybody’s so creative, The Coldplay cam has caught more individuals

At the Coldplay concert, the jumbotron’s “kiss cam” zoomed in on Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and HR ChiefKristin Cabot, who were caught in a cozy embrace. When they realized they were on the big screen, they reactedlike they’d been caught sneaking cookies from the jar—Byron dove to the floor, and Cabot spun around, hidingher face. Coldplay’s frontman, Chris Martin, quipped, “Either they’re having an affair or they’re just very shy,” andthe internet collectively lost its mind. Turns out, both Byron and Cabot are married (not to each other), whichturned this awkward moment into a scandal that birthed a meme empire.

The phrase “Everybody’s so creative, The Coldplay cam has caught more individuals and the Coldplay cam”seems to be a playful, possibly garbled nod to Coldplay’s song “Viva La Vida” (with its lyric “I hear Jerusalembells a-ringing”) or “A Sky Full of Stars” for its catchy vibe. It’s likely a meme caption poking fun at how theinternet ran with this moment, creating endless parodies, reenactments, and jokes. The “Coldplay cam” refers tothe kiss cam that sparked the drama, and “caught more individuals” highlights how this scandal ensnared not justByron and Cabot but also the internet’s imagination—everyone’s jumping in with their own creative spin! At this point, the Kiss Cam isn’t just filming—it’s manifesting crimes against logic.

If you think you’ve seen it all… scroll through. You haven’t. Here are the lists:

What started at a Coldplay concert with the CEO of Astronomer wrapped around the HR lady like a walking HR violation has now exploded into full-blown multiverse madness.

Same exact pose. Same unsettling intimacy. Just… very different pairings.

The Kiss Cam didn’t stop. Oh no. It kept going. It got bolder. It got weirder. And now it’s out here exposing:

🍕 Pineapple & Pizza – still together, still upsetting the nation

🤡 Ronald McDonald & Burger King – caught mid–fast food fanfic

🇺🇸 Trump embracing Pelosi like they’re starring in a political rom-com nobody asked for

💉 Charlie Sheen and his soulmate: a bag of cocaine

🎤 Chris Rock & Jada Smith – awkward doesn’t even cover it

• …and SO many more that honestly shouldn’t be allowed on the same internet as children